Following tradition and participating in MckMama's Not Me Monday post-a-thon.
I certainly did not become too lazy this past week and use the underside of my shirt to wipe my son's nose. And I also did not then post about said laziness on facebook, that would be dumb.
I also, obviously, did not not try to make a super cute header for my blog, only to get frustrated and give up when I can't figure out how to make it fit (and Jen, I looked for the code you told me to replace your code with, and I still can't find it!).
I most certainly did NOT stay up way late Friday night (girls night), Saturday night (watching a movie with my hubby and working on our long term budget/goals) and then STILL stay up way too late last night on the computer. I have self-control and I do not need an automatic turn off to get me to bed at a decent time.
And I sure most certainly did not have to almost physically restrain myself from spanking some children at church on Wednesday night for WAM. We had one crazy week with lots of criers, hitters and runners, and it was all I could do to put them in time out, tell them why, and walk away without spanking. I have been praying for patience EVER since!